







| The bright light emanating from Geoff Beaches right ear was harnessed giving a small village in Norfolk street lighting for a week |
| Alan Hopkinson shows his faith by allowing Sue the to perform the ancient art of the laying on of hands while collecting her prize. His halo is looking particularly bright as well under the circumstances |
| The new stripy met vest proved to be a big hit with the Gay Police Association and its high ranking support officer Jeff Taylor. |
| The met team hug was lead by Tony Perkins. The others wish they knew about it! |
| (where do I start?) Alan Hanafin confirms what we all thought. He is really a conehead from the planet nokb. Paul Hunts stripy jumper also acts as a new means of carrying bowling balls. It’s the new version of the bum bag, called a bowling belly bag. |
| The picture was taken in a fairground mirror, it must have been looking at the shape of a certain Mr. Greathead. The rest of the team its difficult to tell! |
| It was a panic-stricken team that refused to make the trip to Worthing again as they thought there were three moons out that night |